Internet Haiku

tenderly spreading
the gaping asshole is bare
this strange person

gaping absent void
hypnotic path of darkness
what lingers inside?

filthy showering
solemn procession of filth
strange obsession

strange lexicon
indeterminate origin
yet i Pwnz0r j00!

you stupid fuckers
your shitty worthless software
microsoft, failure

how i miss you friend
blue screen of death, of legend
fuck error reports

command prompt, comrade
forgotten in modern strife
illiterate noobs

she promised pictures
how could i be mistaken
my eyes are blinded